Things you can read. Or just look at the pictures.

Crazy Kate answers the door on Halloween night wearing only a towel, causing consternation in Mormon-heavy Utah.

Mark gets his avatar off the tennis court and into a computer lab. Fitting, since he’s the dude who just spent about CAN $1 million dollars on a shiny red laptop.

Dooce has her all-Chuck calendar up for sale. Somehow, the dog manages to maintain his dignity.

Markiss is trying to make us all go blind with his freaking tiny red font. Which is a shame, because if I go blind, I shall never gaze upon his devilishly handsome visage again.

Kelly is trying to quit smoking, and her husband should fear for his life.